On the subject of Technology

I remember the time of the Civil War, oops I mean Cold War.  When only the military and the higher education system had the Internet which was in this thing called DOS. Back then, people lit candles and wiped their behinds with corncobs in the outhouse. Wait, i think I am getting confused about all this, oh yeah, I remember when people talked on these things called rotary phones and this thing called AM radio which was pretty neat and syrupy, then []