I fondly remember wearing my Internet Diapers,
gleefully watching my computer de-fragment itself,
put in a hypnotic trance-
somewhat like taking a handful of Valium
and watching the Weather Radar
until one is lulled into a blissful sleep-
reading the Bill Clinton Sex Escapade in the Starr Report;
Simultaneously listening to the Brits on the BBC radio
having a Huge GIGGLE about the whole affair;
as well as chatting in an AOL Chat Room to a friend
who did not know that typing in ALL CAPS is tantamount to SCREAMING.
Ah yes, my first multi-task as I drift..
pissing myself..
in a World Wide Web of Wonder…
🙂