and thus, Humanity was saved from economic and socio-poliitcal dogma by the efforts one simple-minded and mid-western Space Chimp. Let us keep him in our hearts forever and all our days. Amen.

Post Script.
Like many chimps who rocket to super stardom, our furry fellow became heavily addicted to heroin
and his heart gave out one day on a speedball in a Vegas Hotel room with a high priced Orangutan.
Like his mom said,
“Too many drugs and too young a trick, His heart just blew.”
Rest in Peace.