I Demand Answers!!

I have a really important questions,
that I must have answers too.
Can Male Vampires impregnate mortal women?
Or can Female Vampires get impregnated by a Mortal Man?
Can Male and Female Vampires procreate?
What about the afterbirth?
Are Vampires protected under the Law?
If so, which Laws?
I swear on my baby bib, that,
I saw a documentary where this God Fearing Husband,
for no apparent reason at all,
SLAUGHTERED HIS ENTIRE FAMILY
then blew up the house and tore off never to be seen again.
As I looked at the family photos,
I swear,
THIS GUY HAD FANGS,
Evil Bastard.
Vampires amongst us folks,
VAMPIRES!

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