I saw a documentary about a God Fearing Husband, for no apparent reason,slaughtered his entire family, blew up the house, and then completely disappeared off the face of the planet. I surmise that the fellow, who we shall call ‘Chet’, was in all manners, a vampire. I hope to explore my hypothesis thru interviews with the Vampire’s Sister, Friends, and a Study of his psychological makeup both hereditary and environmental.
You must understand first of all that Chet had a Malignant Narcissist Personalty. He could only see life in black and white. He was ashamed to be a Vampire, to let anyone know his true hollow and shallow blood thirsty identity. He held up a front to fool the world, that he was a God Fearing Christian. One of many great deceptions, he used his own children to build the facade. The kids dedicated their lives to Christ, wearing crosses, being vocal about their beliefs, and forcing Chet to attend Church on an excessive frequency. Can you imagine the strain on the guy?
Chet’s Family lived in Arizona, a hot sunny desert like region with lots of light and long day time hours. There was simply not enough darkness for the man. He worked the night shift as a nurse at the Mayo Clinic, undoubtedly for the endless supply of pints of blood to swig. Friends recalled that he seemed, ‘tired, like there was a weight on him.’
His chums recalled that Chet liked to go hunting, but enjoyed it, ‘a bit TOO MUCH.’ On one occasion after killing a deer, Chet smeared it’s blood all over himself in an orgiastic glee. His buddies decided not to ‘go huntin’ with him after that.
His marital life was in jeopardy. He had many affairs. Though there has been no documentation that the undead can catch sexually transmitted disease, apparently He got one which he then passed to his spouse. ‘Caught’ by a urinary tract infection, He confessed. His wife talked to his sister, who told her to ‘toughen up’, that his father had the same infidelities, and ‘that’s just how things are.’ The family does not believe in divorce, not an option. Which gives the writer pause, His Father was Just Like Him? You mean, He is a Vampire too? Is Vampirism a genetic condition? If so, what side of the Family, what DNA Stamp is the Dominant Gene? Is Vampirism akin to Male Pattern Baldness?
Why would Chet kill the kids, the wife, and explode the house?He was trapped in a marriage that he could not get a divorce from; in a region that was way too sunny and hot; in a job where his only recourse was to get habitually drunk on an endless supply of blood; children running about wearing crosses ,singing psalms; his only fun in life to slaughter deer to an extent that scared the fuck out his friends. In short , Chet was a God Damned VAMPIRE IN DENIAL, HE COULDN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! This whole front, lie, one day, just BLEW UP, very much like his house, in a fiery ball of smoke. My goodness, how could no one see this coming? The only thing that folks said he truly loved, was his dog. After all this, Chet and His dog simply disappeared into the mists of time.
Categories: Manic Beatnik Riffing
Artist- Ted Giffin - Musician 
I can relate to this, but instead of blood, I was hooked on marijuana. I started, then stopped, now I’ve accepted that weed and me are like two peas in a pod.
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Cool! Good deal: Acceptance. My advice to those who enjoy the substance, is, to live in a region where it is legal and no hassle is involved. You see, I think Donald Trumps has the Narcissist Problem, He is covering up the fact that deep down he is a really good Person, by putting up a front of being a COMPLETE ASSHOLE. He can not accept that deep inside, he is just a cuddly little teddy bear who wants only to love others. 🙂
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I totally agree. Lol.
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I am trapped with my alter ego, staring him down inside a pea pod, that sprouts other personalities, in a bowl that is coagulating. (and Goodman looks at me quizzically )
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Ted! Ted! This is fabulous, what in the world brought this about, male pattern baldness? Ha-ha!
Fan-fucking-tastic! Really, did all the neighbors say that Chet was a great guy? Love this, so creative.
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Yeah, on Thursday morning, I was feeling sad about my music. Decided to watch a Documentary, and this idea hit immediately, I lost it laughing, scribbling ideas down. Must find out about the Dominant Vamp Gene. 🙂
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The origin of the Vampire myth is thought to be due to a disease called porphyria. Thus the following information (abridged) might help to answer your questions, dear Ted.
Some types of porphyria are inherited in an autosomal dominant pattern, which means one copy of the gene in each cell is mutated. This single mutation is sufficient to reduce the activity of an enzyme needed for heme production, which increases the risk of developing signs and symptoms of porphyria. Autosomal dominant porphyrias include acute intermittent porphyria, most cases of erythropoietic protoporphyria, hereditary coproporphyria, and variegate porphyria. Although the gene mutations associated with some cases of porphyria cutanea tarda also have an autosomal dominant inheritance pattern, most people with this form of porphyria do not have an inherited gene mutation.
Other porphyrias are inherited in an autosomal recessive pattern, which means both copies of the gene in each cell have mutations. Most often, the parents of an individual with an autosomal recessive condition each carry one copy of the mutated gene, but do not show signs and symptoms of the condition. Porphyrias with an autosomal recessive pattern of inheritance include ALAD deficiency porphyria, congenital erythropoietic porphyria, and some cases of erythropoietic protoporphyria.
I should have also added a dictionary link so you can understand what the fuck it all means. 😊😝😊
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