Dear FuckIt,

dear FuckIt, When you watch porn and shove a baseball bat up your rectum (wreck-tum?), would you consider not blasting the volume up to 100? Maybe close the blinds? You must understand that I have no problem with it- it’s NOT DIRTY UNLESS YOU FORGET TO TAKE A BATH AFTERWARDS. SINcerly, Your neighbors

Dear Psychobot,

Dear, Psychobot, Jesus is my punching bag. I’m stripping’. LOOKIT at my small wee wee and sagging ass. Oh yes! The stench and backlash. Okay? What am I not to do on social media, the things that will terribly embarrass and horrify my small remaining group of family and friends? Pornographic Art? Yeah, did that already. Sighs, oh well… Ya ain’t seen nothin’ yet… Any advice might help, Sincerely disturbed and yours for an eternity in layers of Dante’s Inferno, an anonymous []