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Sugar Freak (original song)

Sugar Freak. (lyrics) I can’t wake. I can’t stand. I fall. I can’t feel my hands, Think a Thought, All for Naught. All for Naught. Beg Pray Beg Pray Beg Pray Pray. Being Erodes Away. Being Erodes Away. I can’t wake up. I can’t stand. I fall. Feel my Hands, Think a Thought, All for Naught. All for Naught. Beg Pray Beg Pray Beg Pray. Being Erodes Away. Being Erodes Away. All for Naught. Pray.

Ideas for the Mind Numbed Photographer

 1. Walk down the main thoroughfare in your city, with your Zipper of your pants obviously unzipped, secretly hiding your DSLR camera, so when someone points out that your fly is unzipped, YOU FLING THE CAMERA OUT AND SHOCK THEM BY TAKING THEIR PHOTO. Now, that is Guerrilla Street Art.  2. Set up a room with great lighting, a stool, camera on tripod, take a successive 100 self-portraits. Using editing software , such as Photoshop, turn those images into Derisive Memes about []

Tickle and Tease (original song)

Tickle and Tease. (lyrics) I’m sure you got hopes and dreams. You got elaborate schemes. Tickle and Tease, I’m here to please. I’m sure you got hard feelings. I’m sure you got someone to believe in. Hopes and Dreams, Tickle and Tease, I’m here to please. Put it on the table. Put it on the table. Spread the Wealth. Tickle and Tease, Hopes and Dreams, Tickle and Tease, Hopes and DREAMS! I need a patron. Someone that pays good. I need a []

Call Letter (cover)

Call Letter. (lyrics) Well, I walked all night long Hearin’ ’em church bells toll Yes, I walked all night long Listenin’ to them church bells toll Either someone needs mercy Or might be I  done  somethin’ wrong Well, your friends come by for you I don’t know what to say Well, your friends come by for you I don’t know what to say I just can’t face up to tell ’em Honey, you just went away Well, children cry for momma I []

Friend of the Debble (cover)

Friend of the Debble. a Friend of the Debble is a Friend of Mine. Bastard is a loan shark, gave me 20 bucks, took it back and it vanished in the air. The Debble is gonna git me, debble is gonna git me! On another note entirely…. Is it possible the Beatles broke up, not because of Yoko or John or even Paul? Is it possible that George Harrison got sick of travelling around in a GIANT FLEA CIRCUS?