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tedgiffin

Artist and Musician

‘Here She Comes Now’

Bought the ticket, took the trip, went through the door, took the extended vacation, then crawled and scraped my way back. All I got to show for it was a lousy T-Shirt and this song.

Burden of Proof

I am an Informed Consumer making Irrational Purchases. I spend $4,000 a year on gasoline to fuel my mountain bicycle. I am certain that my 2 year old child has at least a ration of a quart of 190 Proof Vodka per Day. I care for others and  I am certain to Fuck Them Over First and Foremost, By All Means Necessary. Gratefully Singin’ “God Bless Ameri-Porn! My Home Sweet…..”