Dear, Psychobot,

Jesus is my punching bag. I’m stripping’. LOOKIT at my small wee wee and sagging ass. Oh yes! The stench and backlash. Okay? What am I not to do on social media, the things that will terribly embarrass and horrify my small remaining group of family and friends? Pornographic Art? Yeah, did that already. Sighs, oh well… Ya ain’t seen nothin’ yet… Any advice might help,

Sincerely disturbed and yours for an eternity in layers of Dante’s Inferno,

an anonymous politician