Hey, the Aliens got shitty with me. We all had a fine time on Saturn’s moons, but what happened was that I was sworn to secrecy about this trip. I had to keep quiet. And to impress that point on me, they were abundantly clear that they would burn my ass up, really quickly, just throw me into the sun. So I am risking a lot by telling everyone. See, they just can’t afford to fly everyone across the universe. They figured, if I told, then EVERYBODY WOULD WANT TO GO!