Chicken Little was right- the sky is falling.
THE SKY!!!
Want to go to a Hotel? Cuz you are a roach.
The restaurant business-
you go in, and you NEVER GO OUT.

Isn’t it neat?
They blew the president’s head clean off and it fell
right into the first lady’s lap. No conspiracy. Good shot.
Skeet shooting by Oswald.
Too bad we did not get to see Lee Harvey hanged like Mussolini
and dragged thru the streets.

I lie like a 5 year old.
I am not PLAYING STUPID,
i AM STuPid.

(aside to the audience)
CATCHUP!!!

I came to meet your leader!
“Where are you from?”
My mother.
“Welcome to Earth.”
Uh..how much does a slow boat to China cost,anyway?

“So what is your analysis, doctor?”
The man is dangerous-
He has a bank account and MAY
RIGHT a RUBBER CHECK.
“JEZUZ! EveryONe DUCK!!!”

That Callous Insensitive Unethical Judgmental Monster! Right-Ting Rubber Checks!

dammit, NOW i MISSED THE BOAT!