Don’t Let Me Down!

Sitting around in mind-numbing boredom, doing covers.
When the going gets weird, the weird go pro
and teach your kids in college at exorbitant prices.
Sour spiritual food for thought.
Be sure to count the calories.
Type them into the phone.
And Siri screams,
“Goddamnit QUIT TOUCHING ME!!”
Yeah, she told me she has a headache.
Can’t get no respect,
but more than Rodney Dangerfield.